my mom heard the beginning of same love by macklemore and she looked at me and said “when you were 4 you sat in your room and cried for hours and when i asked you what was wrong you said “mom i think i’m black”
You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…
Im laughing so hard onsdgg
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone
This is the animal they chose to represent Satan.
The Father of Lies
Just think about that for a moment.
the office is such a stupid show i love it so much
when the supporting cast is more interesting than the main character of a series
"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"
this is magical
I wonder if famous people get bored of their songs like you get bored of your selfies
what are the symptoms of being fergalicious
unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person
I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER