Smashing

deepthroatdemon:

my mom heard the beginning of same love by macklemore and she looked at me and said “when you were 4 you sat in your room and cried for hours and when i asked you what was wrong you said “mom i think i’m black”

jamjars:

plaid-monkey:

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…

hahahhahahah

jamjars:

plaid-monkey:

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…

hahahhahahah

hate:

Im laughing so hard onsdgg

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

tinychatting:

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

nihilistic-void:

This is the animal they chose to represent Satan. 

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Accuser

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Seducer

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Destroyer

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The Father of Lies

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Evil Personified

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Just think about that for a moment. 

mushiemallows:

the office is such a stupid show i love it so much

sproutbabe:

kumagawa:

when the supporting cast is more interesting than the main character of a series

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oatmeal47:

an aesthetic

thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

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shittier:

this is magical

shittier:

this is magical

confirmance:

I wonder if famous people get bored of their songs like you get bored of your selfies 

justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

mygirlsaremollymarylucy:

unconciousslurrs:

oogey:

I have created art

Morgan Treeman


what

mygirlsaremollymarylucy:

unconciousslurrs:

oogey:

I have created art

Morgan Treeman

what