rachelphobia:

kaz-24601:

tootsienoodles:

sam-vurps:

fallingforev3r:

hotllamasex:

kanayatheawkwardlesbian:

saying ‘since you support gay marriage you must be gay’ is like saying ‘since you support obama you must be obama’

we are all obama

And I swear in that moment we were Obama

We accept the Obama we think we deserve 

My thoughts are Baracks I cannot fathom into Obamas.

Obama and I do share a more profound bond

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

gracethelostgirl:

lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY

tangletots:

askinnyblackman:

duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

goose

at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music

cyberthug13:

girl: Hey

me: sup

girl: sup

me: enough small talk 

yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 

makkine:

makkine:

Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society

did u sit in sugar cause u got a sweet ass

donkjonah:

to infinity and beyonce

hawtttacos:

supahbeefcakes:

he was a boy

she was a girl

can I make it any more obvious

he is a banana

lost-machine:

isee-a-starrynight:

I shall have infinite Power!

stop fucking dividing by zero you little shit

blackbruise:

if the pope can give up then so can i