The 4th one LMFAO
if me dying doesnt involve at least 2 explosions and a ferrari im going to be outraged
tried to explain to the seven year old i babysit that being immortal would actually be awful because eventually everyone you know would die and you would be alone and he was like “good”
I can’t un-see this! By Sean Platter!
one time my friend looked up ‘dick’ in Chinese and had a kid in our class write it on her arm and people started asking her what it meant and she told them “eternal love” and so someone took a picture of it and came back the next day with it tatted on them