How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies
what the fuck is this kid on
Make fun of your baby for shitting itself
I’m at Disneyworld and tonight in honor of robin,the magic kingdom’s firework show was named genie’s wishes,and in the end they said “genie,you’re free”
Putting on your bra when your skin is wet is like wrestling with satan
In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her
he look like he still wanna laugh
[game show host voice] LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, STEP RIGHT UP BECAUSE IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN TO PLAY EVERYONE’S FAVORITE FOURTH OF JULY GAME "IS THAT THUNDER, FIREWORKS, OR A GANG SHOOTOUT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW?"